Thu 5 Aug 2010
It’s Official: Aya Hirano Fans are Retarded
Posted by kevo' under Industry, Japan, Random, Seiyuu
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Aya Hirano, well known for her performances as the Lucky Star‘s Konata, Death Note‘s Misa, and the titular character in The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, went on a talk show recently and discussed her love life, from past relationships to boys in general. Cool, good for her. In this world where famous people are judged for everything, it’s good for them to go on talk shows once in a while and talk about this stuff. It humanizes them — like Taylor Swift going on Ellen DeGenres to talk about her love life. I’m sure her fans are happy to see her on TV.
Of course, that’s in a world when rabid fans make sense. Instead…
Fans became enraged in front of their TVs and took to 2ch, where they wrote abusive messages towards Hirano and, allegedly, even began planning her death. As Hirano herself had never said in front of her fans that she’d been in a relationship until now, amongst her core zealous fanbase, the majority seemed certain that she’d never had a boyfriend. Therefore, the appearance on this program was the very first time Hirano had ever spoken of any such romance like those she described, and the fans’ rage in response to having watched the program was uncontrollable.
Even though it was merely the ordinary girl’s talk commonly seen on and expected from Gout Temps Nouveau, Hirano’s fans, who had truly believed in her supposed lack of a boyfriend, were full of tearful, anguished comments. Not stopping at just those, however, their outrage spiraled out of control as some users began planning for the assassination of their former idol, one comment reading, “I’m glad I didn’t record [the program]; I’m going to kill Hirano Aya.” Even on the seiyuu’s Wikipedia page, a string of characters reading “die” was written approximately 67,000 times (as of now, the article has been restored to its original form). Meanwhile, in a slightly less extreme reaction, fans in possession of her CDs and posters have been destroying them and uploading pictures of the ruined merchandise to the Internet. This upset towards Hirano seems like it won’t die down for a very long while.
That’s right, they are plotting Aya Hirano’s death for having relationships in the past. Get real you losers, do you think an accomplished, famous, beautiful voice actor/pop idol would have never had a boyfriend? That doesn’t mean they are “pure” it means they are lesbian.

Remarkable the day is when I speak out for Aya Hirano of all people. I’m not a fan of her singing and her voice work is good but I consider it far overrated, but this doesn’t change the fact that her fans are acting like absolute lunatics. Destroying your Aya-chan paraphernalia doesn’t show your anger at her relationships any more than it shows that you are a sad pathetic loser with nothing else in the world to care about than someone who doesn’t care about you as a person one bit. It’s why “otaku” is a dirty word.

YOU MAD? Then get another hobby, dickweed.
Let’s rewind: what would Aya Hirano not having relationships accomplish? Is she saving up for some virgin who sits alone in his apartment all day long rewatching Akane iro ni Somaru Saka? What the hell is so wrong with Aya looking for some happiness. Who cares? I don’t blame her because all the dumb otaku stalking me would make me pretty miserable, too. And I better be preaching to the choir here, the general opinion to this whole bonanza is thankfully against the rabid fans. And disregard Sankaku Complex’s ridiculous report on this event, that website’s journalism is yellower than egg yolk. The only thing Artefact hates more than facts are the Xbox 360, China, and hair products.

I did this to my Riot Girl CD, too. Though it wasn't because of Aya Hirano's personal life... >.>
It’s not like this phenomena is new or anything, however. I understand the mindset of being slightly disappointed when your favorite celebrity dedicates their life to someone who is not you. People have even speculated that John Lennon’s marriage to Yoko Onno broke up the Beatles. Miley Cyrus of Hannah Montana fame and Nick Jonas of the Jonas brothers dated for a while, much to the chagrin of rabid 12 year-olds. But they didn’t try to murder the two of them. American female pop singers probably wouldn’t even have jobs if they didn’t have previous relationships and broken hearts. What would they sing about? Don’t like it? It’s ok to walk away and stop being a fan. But having tantrums that make you look nothing but a fucking shitshow and threatening her life makes the entire fandom look bad. 12 year-old girls who watch the Disney Channel act with more tact than those otaku — at least some of them were supportive of Niley.
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Oh come now. You know that guy who broke his Riot Girl CD probably had like 10+ copies sitting around his apartment and only broke one because it was expendable.
Also, I’m shock and appalled at all this rage. I mean, if you’re going to deface an Aya Hirano poster, might as well do something silly. Like add a mustache, beard, and glasses.
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This kinda reminds me of Endless Eight when we have pictures of Haruhiists destroying their Haruhi Light Novels and Figurines… If they were going to go all out, they could of put more effort than just scribbling a few lines like zzeroparticle mentions…
Life is short… I don’t feel like raeging over something stupid like this… but somethings, it can be fun. :p
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*sighs*
See, this why otaku get a bad rap. The media only ever discusses the nuts.
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“The only thing Artefact hates more than facts are the Xbox 360, China, and hair products.”
Come now, there’s plenty of other stuff he hates equally, like Korea, Haruhi…
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I wonder how many of these neo-Aya-Hirano-haters are waifu-fags…
I should see what /a/ thinks about this.
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sheesh and they call themselves fans? or stalkers? >_> dweebs.
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Ugh, just another ugly side of human nature. They think just because she has fans who like what she does for a living, she’s not allowed to have a relationship? Since when was that a law? Such logic makes no sense and just shows how jealous these so-called “fans” are that her attention might be somewhere else besides on them.
I wonder if Aya is aware of all those 2ch comments and what not. I guess she must be. I hope it doesn’t upset her too much and affect her work.
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You sound so mad, you should know that the majority if not all of these Aya lovers turn “killers” are Japanese and not people who can particularly understand English.
I makes your rant a little bit pointless to be honest. Well at least you got some steam out. Which is always good when your mad. =.=
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This shouldn’t be taken all that seriously. Give it a month and no one will even be talking about this anymore. And really, 2ch plots the murder of a new person every week.
Sure there may be a few actual crazies out there who are genuinely enraged, but most are just screwing around (which is what pretty much everyone on 2ch does). This is just like that Kannagi incident. Does anyone really believe that the entire Kannagi fanbase went apeshit insane because it was implied that Nagi had a boyfriend? There may have been a few, but the whole thing just grew into meme status and people were bashing Kannagi just because it was the ‘in’ thing to do at the time.
Give it a little while, and this whole thing will blow over. I mean, this isn’t exactly of the same level as Takami Akai (of Gainax fame) calling the entirety of 2ch an “anus”. Now that had some real consequences.
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Really, all women are sluts, but actually admitting she was a slut on TV ? Apparently she doesnt give a fuck anymore…perhaps even literally.
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pathetic that you picked the word retarded to use. retarded doesn’t mean stupid. do you always you slurs against other religions and races or do you save that for the disabled?
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@zzeroparticle: and then there are the REAL crazy Aya Hirano fans: the people who actually like listening to Riot girl.
@chikorita157: This whole event has been genuinely amusing. I don’t really get upset at things like this, rather this is really entertaining.
@R: exactly… :/
@quigonkenny: Oh Artefact, he’s almost too easy. As easy as these scrubby otaku.
@Yumeka: I understand that remaining single is an effective sacrifice you would have to make, but yes it’s ridiculous how naive these fans are and how ludicrously overblown having a personal life is to these people.
@Cix: Mad? No not at all. For Aya? Nawwwww. My post is not “pointless”, it’s written for you to read it and comment. That’s why it exists. I could care less if those otaku themselves see this post.
@kahn: Yeah, I don’t think much will actually come of this. Of course you have to watch out for the real loony among the loonies.
@karry: What the hell? Why would all women be sluts? Get out of here you misogynistic prick. And why does it matter if she admitted that she had relationships on TV? Even if everything on Sankaku was true (it is not), who cares? What business is it of yours?
@hmshore: Words are effective in the context that they are used. You obviously know I mean no harm against the mentally impaired. I actually was slightly concerned people would have a problem with the word “retarded” when I wrote this post but I concluded that no one who reads this blog is that (wait for it…) retarded.
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Dam that means i cant have a chance to going out with her =/
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Huh…interesting/weird/scary all at the same time. I really wonder how many of those enraged fans are legit, and how many are just doing it for attention. But this kind of thing makes me wonder what those crazed fans are like in person…o.o
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What a slut.
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